kya aap murgi
Pappu : miss kya aap murgi ho ?. .
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. Miss : kya bakwass kar rahe ho ? Main tumhe murgi nazar aati hu... ://
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Pappu : to phir aap mere har test mein ande kyun deti ho
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1000 views
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