bivi pe hakumat


bivi pay hakoomat KaRNa koi mardangi naheen hai

mardangi to yeh hai kay bivi ko mar kay us pay hakooma ki jay

professor khapay ki katab

" haan main kutta hoon" say iktibas

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 615 views
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