Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message" xP :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1151 views

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho rhi thi

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho
rhi thi,Wo manat mangny
gay whan uski maa gum gayi.
Molvi bola wah Raba tari
khudai,
“Apni tay LABI ni Abbay di
v Gawai”

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sindhi And His Car

A Sindhi, after parking his car, opens the door and a car comes by and tears the door off. He looks at his friend sitting next to him and exclaims, "My Mercedes! ... My mercedes! ... My mercedes!"

His friend looks at him and says, "You Sindhi's are all alike. All you're worried about is material things. You never even noticed that your arm is gone!"

To which the Sindhi cries, "My Rollex! ... My Rollex! ... My Rollex!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?

Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?

Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha

Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai

Pathan: Apne mujhe insan chorha hi kab hai roz murgha bana deti hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

I Am Sorry.

Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.

Sardar:I Am Dilgeet Singh
Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Going on motorcycle

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu
kahan baithega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)