Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message" xP :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 902 views

Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"

Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"
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Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
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At 50th floor he remembers "I don't have a
daughter!"
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At 25th floor: "I'm NOT married!
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At 10th floor: I'm "Banta NOT Santa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Desh Aur Videsh

Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?

Banta- kar di na paglon wali bat,
duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baki sab to videsh hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Those who r too smart

Those who are too smart

to engage in politics

are punished by being GOVERNED

by those who are dumber.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Santa Ka Darwaza

Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Pr Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhe Ka Bacha Hai?
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:..
Papa Mai Hu. :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dost ruthey to rab ruthey

Dost ruthey to rab ruthey.

phir ruthe to jag chutey.

agar phir ruthey to dil tutey

or agar phir bhi ruthey to utar chappal

mar saley ko jab tak chappl na tutey.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)