Height Of Insult On Facebook
Height Of Insult On Facebook:
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Girl: “Why U Like All My Comments, Posts & Photos?”
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Boy: “Because I Wanna See Unlike On Them All.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 827 views
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