1 Admi talwar liye Masjid men gya or awaz di: Ap men koi Sacha Muslman hy ?

1 buzurg bolay: Main hun Admi buzurg ko bahir le gya or
unke qadmon men Bakra zibah kiya Phir Masjid men gya,
talwar se khoon tapak raha tha, log ghabra gaye Wo Bola:

Aur koi Sacha Muslman hy ?

Kisi ne Awaz lagayi: Molvi sahib hen
Molvi ghusay se bola: Bakwas kr raha hy Kamina:
Main tu elaan krwane aya tha k Cable nahi aa rahi parson se.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1020 views

boy - how many apples can u eat

boy - how many apples can u eat empty stomach?
santa - 6

boy - wrong! only 1 apple , bcoz when u eat 2nd apple ,thats not in empty stomach

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

do Bandar Kishti ma

do Bandar kishti ma sawaar thy,,
aik ne kaha:: "yar kishti dagmaga rhi hai, aisa na ho k doob jaye"

dosray ne jawab diya:: "doob jany do yaar waise bhi kambakht ne kiraya bht lya hai"
hahah

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko

1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko
Rasi Se Bandh Kr Leja Rha Tha
Ye Dekh Kr Ek Pathan Has-Has Kr Lotpot Hogya

Or Kehny Laga:
Ek Rassi Ko Le Jany K Liye
Do Do Truck

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.
Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?
Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)