Pyar se Rita kehty hain
Daaku: Tera Nam? Lady: Rita
Daaku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He, Ja Tuje Maf Kiya.
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa! Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte Hain.
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