Gir;mujhe kyoun dekh rahe ho?

gir;mujhe kyoun dekh rahe ho?
tumari koi behan nahi he kya

boy;hai is liye to dekh raha hoon
girl; koun?

boy ; meri behan ko bhabi cahiye..........

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