gir;mujhe kyoun dekh rahe ho?
tumari koi behan nahi he kya

boy;hai is liye to dekh raha hoon
girl; koun?

boy ; meri behan ko bhabi cahiye..........

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 920 views

A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale

A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale.
He Was Shocked By Abnormaly High Price
D Owner Says D

1st Parrot Can Run MS Office.
Price Ten Thousnd

Other Parrot 15 Thousnd,
A Programmer

D Last Parrot Caried A Tag Of 50 Thousnd
What Does He Do?
Owner Replies:
To B Honest He Does Nothing
But The 2 Parots Call Him BOSS..! ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kia aap pagal ho?

WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"

Jawab sirf
HAAnN
ya
NA
me dena he

Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal
.
.
.
Kya Apke gharwale jante Hain k aap pagal ho?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Octopus Paul in Coma

Breaking News..
Octopus Paul in Coma.

Dr says Mental trauma...wen

Santa asked him a question..

"Baba Ji Wen will India reach FIFA finals?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gul khan

1 patan 12 floor pe office me betha
tha 1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan
tmhari beti bhag gayi Ye sunte hi
pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi
Niche girte waqt 10th flor pr yad aya
k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr
yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue
or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL
KHAN hi nahe.

by Åkásh khãñ (few years ago!)