why Taj Mahal
Techr: why Taj Mahal considerd as a wonder of d world?
Student: Bcoz,Shahjahan built it witout taking any
loan 4m bank.... ;-)
Gud evening !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views
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