1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views
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