jab mein mar jaun to Saamney
MOLVII: ... jab mein mar jaun to Saamney
walon ko with family zaroor bulana,
Bevi: wo Q?
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Molvi: Suna hai k Un k Ghar ki Larkiyan Laash se
Lipat Lipat k Roti hen.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 946 views
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