MOLVII: ... jab mein mar jaun to Saamney
walon ko with family zaroor bulana,
Bevi: wo Q?
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Molvi: Suna hai k Un k Ghar ki Larkiyan Laash se
Lipat Lipat k Roti hen.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1011 views

Santa bar bar apni windows ka Pasword

santa bar bar apni windows ka
Pasword bhool jata tha.
Ek baar usne socha
Mein apni windows ka Password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhulu.


Usne password rakha INCORRECT
Ab jab bhi wo ghalat pasword enter karta

Computer usey khud bata deta
“Your pasword is Incorrect”

Santa Rocked. Computer Shocked…
Oye Balle Balle

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dukandar Aurat Se

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..

Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?

Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa walks into a library & says,

Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl In Train

Girl In Train - Can I Sit Here ??
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Boy- Yes Of course.. Itz All Yourz ;)
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Girl- Can I Take Some Water ??
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Boy- Yes Why Not ;)
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Girl- BROTHER which Iz The Next Station ??
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Boy - Mere Dimaag Me GPS laga hua hai Kya

Chal Bhaaag Hatttt... Kamini Chudail Kahin Ki :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)