Pathan
Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?
Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?
Salesman: Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichtey,
Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?
Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,
After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya: What’s the cost of that FIRIJ
Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,
Pathan gusay mein: Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k mein pathan hon?
Salesman: Kyun k yeh FIRIJ nahi “ALMARI” hai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 773 views
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