Santa Singh depressed
Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.
“Oye why are you sad?”
To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”
His friend ask hims…“How?”
Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost
His friend queries..“But you said Rs 300…”
Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 949 views
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