ek chor ko ko police dh0ndh rahe thi
ek chor ko ko police dh0ndh rahe thi
ch0r jaldi se jhulay me late geya,or feedar munh me daal lia..
P0lice kya kar rahe ho?
Chor,FEEDAL PEE LAHAA HUN UNTAAL
police,jaldi piy0o phr,PEEP PEEP Pe jaen ge
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 780 views
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