Apko pata chale ki me 1st
DAD apko pata chale ki me 1st division pas hua to apko kesa lgega
DAD -me to
KHUSI SE PAGAL ho jaunga
KID -Bus isi DAR se me FAIL hogya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 806 views
Similar Jokes
Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
.
(William Cheater)
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher : ALLAH Ne ”PAIT” Q Banaya Hy.??
.
.
.
.
Pathan :
SHALWAR Bandhane K Lye…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Raat Ek Ghar Mein Chor Ghus Aaya, Khatpat Sun Kar Malik Ki Aankh Khul Gayi.
Malik: “Kaun Hai?”
Chor: “Miyaun”
Malik: “Kaun Hai?”
Chor: “Miyaun”
Malik: “Kaun Hai?”
Chor: “Abe Saale Billii Hai Billi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
why do boys call gurls "item"?
bcoz
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
item mean "maal"
"maal" mean "paisa"
and "paisa" mean "laxmi"
aur ladki to ghar ki "LAXMI" hoti hai :D ;)
"RISHTA WAHI SOCH NAYI!!" ;D :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha.
Banta – Ye tum kya kar rahe ho? Santa – Yar me dekh raha
hu ki Gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske paas hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan janazy main Pit raha tha,
Bad main Pathan se pucha to usne bataya:
Cotton nahi mil rahi thi to maine Murday ki naak main Naswaar laga di.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ik amir Sardar ko heart surgery ke liye blood ki zarrorat thi.
Ik garib Bania us ko blood donate karta hai. Sardar usko 5 crore ka inam deta hai.
Sardar ko ik bar fir blood ki zarrorat padti hai. Bania badi khushi se usko fir blood donate karta hai. Iss bar Sardar usko ik Cadburies Chocolate gift karta hai.
Bania kaaran poochta hai.
Sardar: Ab meri body me bhi Bania ka khoon dor raha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife:mujhe shadi se pehle q nhi btaya k tmhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife h ?
Husband:mene shadi se pehle btaya to tha k me tmhe RANI ki trah rkhunga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PATHAN: Hm Paani Q Peete hain??
Sardar: Nhi pata.
PATHAN:
BewaqoOoOff Hm Paani is liye Pete hain,
Q k hum Paani ko Kha nhi sakte
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)