Kubsoorat Si Aankhen
Kubsoorat Si Aankhen,
Masoom Sa Chehra,
Mithi Si Aawaz,
Piyara Sa Ikhlaaq,
Khush Mizaj Andaz,
Ye To Hui
Meri Baat,,
Aur
Sunao
Kese Ho Aap..;-p
by lescol (few years ago!) / 1166 views
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