Pathan
1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 927 views
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A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving
very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I`m sorry sir, but wherever I go,
there`s always a tree in front of me and I can`t seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that`s your air freshener!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Knjus hath me Blade se cut maar rha tha
Wife-ye kya kr rhe ho?
Knjus-DETOL ki shishi foot gayi h
Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,La teri b ungli katu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Eid key agley din do dost aapas mein miley.
Ek dost ney doosrey sey poocha, “Tum ney rozey to rakhey hon gey?”
Doosra dost: “Woh bhayee!, baat yeh hey key beemari ki wajah sey doctor ney rozey rakhney sey mana ker diya tha”
Pehla dost, “Acha eid ki namaz to parhi ho gi”
Doosra dost: “Arey yaar kahan, beemari ney uthna bethna mushkil ker diya tha, namaz kaisey parhta”
Pehla dost: “Acha eid ki sawayyan to khai hon gi”
Doosra dost: “To kia mein eid ki sawayyan bhee na khata? Kia bilkul hi kaafir samajh rakha hey?”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Question: Dhoni asks Rohit to bring a Pepsi. Rohit brings the bottle, but takes it directly to Shewag.
Why?
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Ans: Because Shewag is an opener.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Interviewer :Give Me The Opposite Words
Banta: Ok Interviewer :
Made In India
Banta :
Destroyed In Pakistan!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this bird by only seeing it LEGS
Students: I can't say
Examiner: You are FAIL, What is your name?
Student: See my legs and tell my name
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua. Parosi waghira dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the.
Aik khatoon nay pucha: bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?
Sabzi farosh nay kaha: bilkul taza hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Baap:
Beta! zindgi main kabhi Chars na peena, warna wo jo aagay 4 Aadmi ja rahay hain, 8 nazar aaen ge,
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Beta: "Magar Abbu! wo to 2 Aadmi hain!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks..
But When He Reached China, He Was Exhausted.
Then He Started
Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl C, Ctrl V
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Manager ne aane wale se pucha: kya tumhe pata hai ki permission ke bina ander aana mna hai
Aane wala: Janab mein permission lene ke liye hi ander aaya hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)