Pathan
Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke CNIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:
Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.
Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1046 views
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