Define WIFE?
husband asks his wife do u know the defination of wife?
wife says:wife is life.
wife asks her husband define husband?
husband says:it is simple it meanz **laughing got band**.......
husband:now i will tell u the full form of WIFE.(worries invited for ever.....hehehehe
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 2159 views
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