2 Aurten 1 drakht k neeche
2 Aurten 1 drakht k neeche bethi kafi der se batien kar rahi thi k achanak drakht se 1 aam(mango) gira
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Pheli Aurat"Ye aam kese gira?
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Dosri Aurat kuch bolne hi wali thi
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Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!
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Pak gaya hon me tum dono ki batien sun sun kar
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 794 views
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