aur Rikshaw mai baith kr chaLa gya...
Shadeed Garmi mai Bus Stop py Log bus K intizar mai khare thy, ek Faqir aya, Sub sy Bheek Li
aur Rikshaw mai baith kr chaLa gya...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 797 views
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