Aik kutta doosray se

Aik kutta doosray se:
Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.
Doosra: Kyon?
Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat
maray ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1030 views
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