I m on a light diet:
I eat in daylight
I eat in moonlight
And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1639 views

Chiman is trying to commit suicide

Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai

kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ek baar santa ko nakli bidi pite dekh b

Ek baar santa ko nakli bidi pite dekh banta bola:
Yaar, bidi se dhua kyun nahi nikal raha?
Santa: Are bewkuf, dhua kaha se aayega, ye CNG
bidi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

50 paise nai 50 rupee don ga

Faqeer:50 paise de de, me ne 3 din se khana nai khaya.
Admi:50 paise nai 50 rupee dunga,pehlay ye bata 50 paise me khana kahan se milta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Girl to teacher: Sir

Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.

Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.

Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.

Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?

Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum Kisi Per Aitbar Kero

Tum Kisi Per Aitbar Kero Ya Na Kero,

Lekin Itna Yaad Rakhna K,

Agar Koi Tum Per Aitbar Kery To Wo Na Tooty..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)