LIght
I m on a light diet:
I eat in daylight
I eat in moonlight
And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1892 views
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Woh kya cheez hai jo haathi
jitni badi hai magar uska
wazan kuch nahi hota.? .
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Ans: Haathi ka saya............. :p lolz
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BV se larayi khatam hoi?
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2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi
1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?
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Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
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kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
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