jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chal

jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chalo es se app ke ezat nai barte balke

kise ke gere hove pasie milne ke chance be bar jate hain.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 904 views
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