Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH
Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi hui thi
Banta: ye q laga rkhi hai..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 536 views
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