Santa checked his girlfriend’s mobile to know under what name she had saved his number. When he dialed his number form her phone, it showed “TIMEPASS NO. 8”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 910 views

women

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Pthan Apni Haseen Menggetar Ko

Pthan Apni Haseen Menggetar Ko Dekh Raha tha

LRKI Shrma K
Kya Dek Rhy Ho

Khan
Hm Soch Rha tha Agr tm Hmara Ami Hota to Hm B KHOBSURAT Hota

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

looto pakistan

FILM
“Looto Pakistan”
HERO:
Zardari
HEROIN:
Shery Rehman
SIDE HERO:
Yousaf Raza G.
VILLAN:
Amin Fahim & nawaz sharif
GUEST APPEARANCE:
Altaf Husain
SUPPORTING ACTOR: Fazal-ur-Rahman and asfand yar wali.
SIDE VILLANs: Chaudhry Brothers
DANCERS:
Fehmida Mirza & Kashmala Tariq
DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:
Taliban
ACTION BY:
Pak Army
SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice
FINANCED BY:
Poor People Of Pakistan
coming soon
in all mobiles in pakistan….

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le

Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade

After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears Says Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa found cigarette

Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh God! She smokes?”

Then she found wine, “O God! She drinks?” Then he saw boy,
“Thank God@ To ye sab ess munde da hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)