mashwara
aik faqeer: bachay say Allah kay naam par aik rupaya day do
bacha faqeer say: tum to hatay katay ho kama kar khao.
faqeer: aik rupaya manga hai mashwara nahin
by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!) / 869 views
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