aik faqeer: bachay say Allah kay naam par aik rupaya day do
bacha faqeer say: tum to hatay katay ho kama kar khao.
faqeer: aik rupaya manga hai mashwara nahin

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!) / 582 views

Dog's tail

Santa Was Inserting Dog’s Tail
Into Pipe
Banta: Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi
Seedhi Hui Hai Aajtak?
Santa: Idiot,Main To Pipe Bend
Kar Raha Hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan
"tuunnn.."

HUSBND:What was that for? WIFE:I found a paper
in ur pocket with the name JENNY on it.

HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last week & JENNY
... was the name of my HORSE.
WIFE: Sorry!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan AGAIN!
"tuunnn.."

HUSBND: y did u do that for?
WIFE: Ur Horse is on the phone. :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

To Knw Ur Curent Bill Dial 123

Sarder: Mera Bill Kitna He?

Call Center Girl:
To Knw Ur Curent Bill Dial 123

Sarder: Abe Gdheki Aulad
Me Curent Ka Nhi Mobile
K Bill Ki Bat Kar RAha Hu!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Agar Apko Afsos Hai K

Agar Apko Afsos Hy K Apki Life
Main Apka Koi Intazar
Karne Wala Nahi Hai.
.
To 1 Kam Karen,
30 Mint K Leye
Bathroom Main Ja Kar
Beth jayen.
.
.
.
Koi Na KOi Bahir Intazar Zaroor Karyga.
(“,)
<)(>
/ \_
O Nikal Nahi To Meri Nikal Jay Gi.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)