Fancy Dress Competion Me BANDAR

Santa:Jab Me School Padta Tha Tab
Fancy Dress Competion Me BANDAR Ban K Gaya Tha
2nd Prize Mila Tha

Banta: Abe Tu Aise Gaya Hota To 1st Milta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 892 views
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English To Urdu Dictionary

English To Urdu
Dictionary :

Xcuse Me =
Sun Chutiye ,

Stupid =
Abe Gando ,

Get Out =
Nikal Bhosri K ,

I M In Problem =
Yaar Loray Lag Gaye ,

I Am Scared =
Gaand Phati Hoi Hai Yaar ,

Where Ar You =
Abbey Kahan Maa Chuda Raha Hai ,

Would U Like To Have This =
Lega Loru ?

Not Possible
Chal Bhosri Ke !
( Urri. Baba )

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Girls Marks in Computer- : 99/100

Don't Know How To Turn Off Computer Properly
and how to remove PEN drive safely )

Boys Marks In Computer:- 44/100

Knows how To HacK Computer ) :P :D

Boys Agree ?? = hit like ;) :P

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Sardar

Sardar travelling in Train


TC: Ticket dikhao


Sardar: Yeh lo


TC: Yeh to purani hai
!

Sardar: To Train kaunsi nayi hai?

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Can I Play The Piano Once These Are Off?

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."

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I wish i was ur book so that

WIFE:I wish i was ur book so that i could be in front of ur eyes constantly.

HUSBAND:I wish u were a calendar which i could replace every year!!!

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12 Boys planed to propose a girl

12 Boys planed to propose a girl
10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence
But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!

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hansi

Hansi Ko Inbox
Anso Ko Outbox
Gusay Ko Hold
Muskan Ko Sent
Help Koh ok z
Dil Ko Vibrate Kro
Pher Dekho Zindgi Ki Ring Tone
Keesi Peyari Mehsoos Hugi.

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Girlfriend: And are you sure you

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

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Munna Bhai In Operation Theatre

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.

Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

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