TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.

TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views

I have in the bag

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her,

What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!

The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better!
If you can guess how many chickens,

I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chawal

Santa Pandu Ji Se Puchta Hai: Yaar Tere Ghar
Latrine Bani Hai?
Pandu: Haan, Kyu?
Santa: Aisi He, Mere Ghar To Kadi Chawal Bana
Hai. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main

Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main Teesre(3rd) Floor Se Gir Gaya Tha . . .
Banta: Tou Phir Bach Gaya Ya Mar Gaya. . . ?
Santa: Yaad Nahi Hai Bohat Purani Baat Hai. . .

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

When a teacher closes

When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

your wife's name

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife….
Girl : Ohhh… What’s Your Wife’s Name?
Boy : I’m Not Married Yet…
Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. !

by A. Sami (few years ago!)