A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her,

What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!

The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better!
If you can guess how many chickens,

I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 936 views

Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.

Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho.

Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho.

Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon.

Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

America ki soch

America ki soch -Hum chand par pahoch gaye,

Ab aage kya karna he ?????

China ki soch - Hum 90% Dunia ki market pe raj kar rahe he,

Ab baaki par kese kare ?????

Hum Bhartiyo ki soch - 12 baje light gayi thi to 2 baje aayi thi ,

Ab 4 baje gai to 6 baje aayi,

Matlab sala 8 baje wapas jayegi ?????

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"Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani bhar le ,

Mae mera mobile charge me laga deta hu" ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Dozakh Mai

1 Pathan Dozkh Se Nikla Chupke Se Janat Me Gia Farishtay Ne Bohat Mara

Pathan: Oh Bhai Main Janati Ho
Main Dozakh May Gul Khan
Se Naswar Lene Gya Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi me Jin a gya

Shadi me Jin a gya.

Jin ko dekh k Lrkiyon ki Cheekh nikal gai.

1 Buzurg ne kha Sari Lrkiyan wazu kr k ayen.sb wazu kr k ayin tu.
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Jin ki cheekh nikal gai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Sardar: Oh yar me bari mushkil me hon,

1 Sardar: Oh yar me bari mushkil me hon,
Meri biwi mujh say ek pappi ka Ek rupia leti hy.
2nd sardar: Yar tu to lucky hy,
Auron se to wo
5 rupay leti hy.;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)