I have in the bag
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her,
What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!
The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?
The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better!
If you can guess how many chickens,
I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 826 views
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