Sardar Police

Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo
Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,

Police:
Wo Mar Gai Kia?

Sardar:
Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 925 views
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