Sardar Police
Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo
Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,
Police:
Wo Mar Gai Kia?
Sardar:
Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:
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