Jin: bottle sy Aazad hone k bad,

kya hukam hy mery Aaqa?

Admi:

Kuch Aesa karo k Dunya mein Jitny Shohar hain unki Biwiyan unki Farmabrdaar hojaen

Jin:

Bottle mein Wapis Jaty howe Bola Biviya Or FarmaBardar

"Chacha Bottle ka Dhakkan zara tight Band karna"..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1037 views

A baseball manager

A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a check-up. 'Remember,' the doctor said, 'Dont get excited, dont get mad and forget about baseball when youre off the field.'

Then he added, 'By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and two men out in the ninth.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Little Johnny

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sardaar jee bus mein jaa rahey hotey hain

Ek sardaar jee bus mein jaa rahey hotey hain aur neechey waaley hissey mein bathai huey they.
Upar sey awaaz aai, "Shamshaad!" Sardar ney apna sar bahir nikaala to upar sey ek chamaat para.
Phir thori deir baad ek aur dafa kissi ney chil laya, "Shamshad!" Phir Sardar ney apna sar bahir nikala aur chamaata parra. Baraabar key aadmi ney poocha, kiya tumhaara naam Shamshad hai? Sardar boley, nahin mein ussey bewaqoof bana raha thaa.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 Ladka Apni GF K Liye

?1 Ladka Apni
GF K Liye
Chooriyan Le Jaata
Hai..

GF=Khud Hi Penha
Do.

Boy=Mujhe Nahi
Pata Tha Ki Itna Accha
Response Milega
Warna Mai
KAPRE
Le Aata!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cricket joke

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,
Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,
yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao
Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)