Doctor & mareez
doctor ne mareez se kaha ke tum ne jo cheque diya tha who cash hone ki bejaye wapis aa gya hay.mareez ne jawabdiya, “mera sar dard or bokhar bi to wapisaa gya hay na doctor sahib”
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 845 views
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