Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar Jungle me gaye.

Sahmne se ek Sher aa gya.

Sardar ne Sher ki aankh me mitti dali aur bhagte hue Pandit se bola: "Abe Bhag."

Pandit: Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 865 views

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola

hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

hamaari shaadi nahi ho paayegi

Boyfriend: Darling mein kal tumhaare ghar gaya
tha but lagta hai
hamaari shaadi nahi ho paayegi
Girlfriend: Oh no kyun? papa se mile they kya ?
kya boley woh.
Boyfriend: Nahi, tumhaari behan se milaa tha..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,

Sardar:
naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.

Naukar:
bola saab barish aah raha hai,

Sardar:
abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek admi raat apnay ghar gya

Loadshedding ka Nuqsaan”
Ek admi raat apnay ghar gya,drwazay pr dustuk di
BV: “kon”
Admi:“Guddu da abba”
BV:Haye main mr gayi, tey fir andr kon ey.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ant and Elephant have romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)