Aik phtan
Aik pthan dokan dar k pas jakr pakistan ka Flag
mangta hai
phair wo shoopkeeper ko kuch kehta hai
jis ko sun kr wo pagal ho jata hai
thinkis main aur colour dekhao.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 752 views
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