Interview
Pathan Goes for Interview.
Manager to pathan
"Where is Abu Dabi?"
Pathan"
"Jis Qabrastan main Hamara Ami Dabi,
wahin thora door per Abu dabi:
*2
A Student wrote a letter to is father from hostel:
dear Dad...!
No Money, No Fun
Your son!
His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very bad.
Your Dad!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1022 views
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