DAD DID YOU EVER VISITED EGYPT
CHILD:DAD DID YOU EVER VISITED EGYPT DAD:NO
CHILD:THEN FROM WHERE DID YOU BRING "MUUUMMMI"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1007 views
Similar Jokes
Mene Usay Phone
Kiya Wo So, Rhi Thi
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya,
Main So, Raha Tha:)
#Moral:- Jaisi Karni, Vaisi Bharni...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne
pocha : Oper kyo aya?
Sardar: Apple Khanay
bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai
Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardr student :miss kia ap ny hum ko kal call ki thi?????
Teacher:nhi to q?
Sardar:phr hamry mobile per q likhawa araha tha.
MISS CALL:D:P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”
by lescol (few years ago!)
Wife: Why are you waiting here?
Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!
Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!
Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two
Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.
Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha, kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman pinscher.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)