Sheikh ne mithai ki shop kholi
Sheikh ne mithai ki shop kholi,
Or bahar 1 ishtihaar lagaya,
1 nokar ki zrurat hai
jisko
.
Sugar ho”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 871 views
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