Shukar Hai Ijjat Bach Gayi
Looteron Ne Ek Lady Ke Zewar Loot Liye Log Bole:
“Shukar Karo Bhabi Ki Izzat Nhi Looti.”
Bhabi Ne Ye Suna Aur Chilla Ke Boli.
Babhi: “Kameeno Izzat Bech-Bech Kar Hi To Zewar Liye Thhe.“
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