Log To Hadd Se Jyada Besharam Hai
Ek Baar Saare Fruits Apne-Apne Baare Mein Ek-Doosre Se Batate Hai.
Angoor: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Chaba Lete Hai”
Seb: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Cheel Kar Khate Hai”
Kela: “Log Itne Besharam Hote Hai Mujhe Nanga Kar Ke Khate Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1018 views
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