Mai teri jaan nikal dungi
Teachar-"mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?
Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dikha..
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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