Girl: What Time Is It?

Girl: What Time Is It?


PATHAN: Bra, panties.


Girl Slapped Him & Said: I Asked U The Time.



Pathan: Khocha Wohi To Bataya Tha Bra Panties (12:35)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 829 views
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