Santa: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg
Santa: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya.
Banta: Aisa Konsa Msg Aya?
Santa: Battery low.
Banta: Send Kar...Sabko.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 847 views
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Inspector:Wrong Food Arrest him.
Inspector:Tm kya dety ho.?
2nd pathan:Rice
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Why are you slapping that statue?'
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