Santa: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg
Santa: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya.
Banta: Aisa Konsa Msg Aya?
Santa: Battery low.
Banta: Send Kar...Sabko.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 777 views
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