Tum shadi k baad apnay liye

Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 757 views
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