Pathan: Halwai se

Pathan: Halwai se,Tum kitne saal se jalebi bna rhy
ho!
Halwai: Bare fakhar se 30 saal se,
Pathan:lakh di lanat e Tere kolon aj tak jalebi sidhi
nai bani..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1033 views
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