Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 931 views

Pathan jeail me

Jail me pathan se kisi ne pocha tum se aisi kia galti howi k tum jail me ho?
Pathan:yara hum ne bank lota aur paise jama karane wahen ruk gia.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Girlfriend Romantic mood me,

Girlfriend Romantic mood me, Aaj ghar mai koi nahi hai, Aajao
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Boyfriend :- Tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai
Tera dil laga rahega :P

Moral :- Har ladka kamina nahi hota, Koi sharif bhi hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The school teacher was taking

Basic Maths

The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths She said to little Johnny If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

No Johnny explained the teacher That~s not the right answer Listen If I give you two apples then I add another two apples and another two apples after that how many have you got?

Six replied Johnny

That~s right said the teacher So let~s try again If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

Seven! wailed the teacher How do you get seven?

Because I~ve already got one rabbit at home..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sabzi Wala

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar: Mere Dada ne 1857

Sardar: Mere Dada ne 1857 ki jung mein 8
dushmano ki taangein kaat di thin..
Dost: Gardanein Q nahi kaatin?
Sardar: Wo koi pehle hi kaat gaya tha..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)