Yaar Koi aisa Karobaar bata jis m
Santa: Yaar Koi aisa Karobaar bata jis me zyada Munaafa ho?
Banta: Aisa kar Sardiyo me sasti Baraf le Kar Garmiyon Me Bech de
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