Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”
Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?” . . .

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1142 views
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