A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1114 views

Ab to is darr se .....

'Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya
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Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na chor jae....:'

by Zain Raza (few years ago!)

Mai Andha Ho Gaya Hon

Ek Larka Doctor se Lagta hai Mai Andha ho Gaya hon.

Doctor Ne uski Aankhon ko Check kia
Aur kha nahi Beta Tumhari Aankhein tu theek hain.

Larka: Tu phir Newspaper Mai Mujhy Apna Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Raha?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar hu khane ko kuch dedijiye.

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar hu khane ko kuch de
dijiye.
Lady: hatte khatte to dikh rahe ho hath per bhi
salamat hain phir kis baat se lachaar ho?
Bhikari: Ji apni aadat se.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ustaad aur Saara

Ustad: agar mei tumhare walida ko 5000 rupe du

Aur unhe sirf 2000 ke zrurat ho tu wo kitney wapas kren ge?

Sara: 1 b nhe

Ustaad: Tumhari ma hisab nhe janti?

Sara: Sir ap meri ma ko nhe jante

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Swarg

Wife--Suna hai swarg me husband aur wife ko sath me nahi rahane dete....?

Husband--pagli,tabhi to use swrg kahate hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)