A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1025 views

bank se loan le kar

Ek sardar ne bank se loan le kar car li lekin loan wapis na kar saka.
Bank wale car le gaye.
Sardar bola: Mujhe pehle pata hota to shadi bhi bank se loan le kar hi karta.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar Playing chess

Sardar Playing chess with his “donkey”…

Friend: your donkey is too much intelligent yaar

Sardar: Khaak intelligent … we played 4 result is 2, 2

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kya Chahiye Kisi Ko Aisi Girlfriend

Ek Ladke Ne Collge Mein Ek Ladki Ko Offer Maara.
Badle Mein Ladki Ne Us Se Puchha
“Hamesha Meri Baat Manoge,
Mujhe Kabi Kuch Nahi Kahoge,
Touch Bhi Nahi Karoge,
Kiss Bhi Nahi Karoge.”
Boyfriend: “Behen Tu Ghar Ja, Tere Mummy Papa
Chinta Kar Rahe Honge.“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

How many holes?

Roger Fedrer:
I’ve Great Knowledge Abt Tennis,
U Can Ask Anything.
Sardar: Ok Tell Me,
How Many Holes Are There In The Net

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)