SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gaya.

SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gaya..
Mechanic Ne Dekh K Kaha-Ye Thik He Par MAUSAM Kharab H,
Isliye Nhi Chal Rha.!

SANTA-Le 100 Rs. MAUSAM Naya Daal De..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 722 views
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Double vaat!!!

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kal wali zayda achi thi ;)

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