Phatan baap
Wife: Aap bohut mote ho gaye ho,
Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho,
Wife: Mein to maa banne wali hun,
Pathan: Mai bhi to baap banne wala hu…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 841 views
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